Since is Uber-gayness is well know as is his.....
propensity to over-analyze even the simplest of watches and movements, I would suspect he will getting something that is versatile yet functional..something that he can wear to those private watersport sessions and dress it up for the intimate cross dressing parties he loves so much...
I suspsect this one...
sorry can't seem to post my picture...oh well...coy is as coy does...lol
Cheers
Mark